Hahaha....

Don't be too tacky or you'll end up being the same.

An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him.

The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat:

The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?

The Indian: Of course!

The American: We do not.

We only eat the inner part; the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to India.

The Indian says nothing.

The American continues: Do you eat this jelly with the bread?

The Indian repeats: Of course.

The American: We do not.

We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep all the peels and seeds in containers.

Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to India.

The Indian asks: And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?

American: We throw them away, of course!

Indian: We do not!

We keep them in containers, process them, transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to The United States!

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me.It was her beautiful

younger sister.



My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.



One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.



Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.



She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'



I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Brussels Beer Cafe

Brussels Beer Cafe

Thursday Special.....1/4 roasted chicken.....I think I will order this.....

Any other things / side order?

The Menu

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