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Sunday, February 28, 2010



Trust is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship.. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.

A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she heard a lady ' s voice, "Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the number from my Husband ' s pocket but I do not know whose number it is."

Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead of "PUB".



A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?"
The father-in-law answered in a smile, "Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you."

We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at. This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves.

If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too.



A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don ' t go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand you need television."

There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up a and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.

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Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another, or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage. Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person ' s character."

It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness.

It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations..



There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation." Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other, we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party.

A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, "Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school." On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, "Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker." She answered," You should appreciate that you married me. Other wise, he will be the millionaire and not you."

Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship. It ' s like a broken egg - cannot be reversed.



Different people have different perception. One man ' s meat could be another man ' s poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, "Very stupid. Why neither of them rides on the donkey? "Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The husband is the head of family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?" Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey.

Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, "How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman."
The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you." Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.

It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future.

Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear..



This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy ' s hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.

Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy ' s hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, "Daddy, I ' m sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home & committed suicide.

Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired... Broken bones & hurt feelings often can ' t. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.

People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

"Good Life starts only when you stop wanting a better One"

Saturday, February 27, 2010

6 Phases of Working

6 Phases of Working

Phase 1

You are listening to jazz --
Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, you love your boss, and your President is the best!

Phase 2

You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you ' re coming or going anymore.

Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what happens after about SIX Months!

Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, you ' re gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.

Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a ' good hair day ' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!

mine is taurus,urs?

VIRGO (The One that Waits)
Dominant in relationships..
Someone loves them right now.
Always wants the last word.





Easy to talk to.

Everything you ever wanted.

Easy to please..

The one and only.

7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(The Addict)

EXTREMELY adorable.

Intelligent Very Sexy Loves to joke.
Good sense of humour.


Predict future.

GREAT kisser.

Always get what they want.


Easy going.

Loves being in long relationships.




4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(The Lame One)

Nice to everyone they meet.

Their Love is one of a kind.

Silly, fun and sweet.

Have own unique appeal.
Most caring person you will ever meet!

However, not the kind of person you wanna mess with...
You might end up crying..

9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(The Liar)




Not one to mess with.


Excellent kisser.

EXTREMELY adorable.

Loves relationships,

16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(Does It In The Water)


Great kisser.

One of a kind.
Loves being in long-term relationships.

Extremely energetic.
Will exceed your expectations.

Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.

2 years of bad luck if you do not forward



Love is one of a kind.

Great listeners.

Very Good in the you know where ...
Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.


Always happy.




Loves to make out.

Has a beautiful smile.




9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(The Lion)

Great talker.

Attractive and passionate.

Laid back.

Knows how to have fun.

Is really good at almost anything.

Great kisser.



Down to earth.




Loves being in long relationships..


Not one to mess with.

Rare to find.

Good when found.

7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(The Cutie)


Very high appeal.

Love is one of a kind.

Very romantic.

Most caring person you will ever meet!

Entirely creative.

Extremely random and proud of it.



Great telling stories.

Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
Someone you should hold on to.

12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(The Partner for Life)

Caring and kind.

Centre of attention.

High appeal.

Has the last word.

Good to find, hard to keep.

Fun to be around.

Extremely weird but In a good way.

Good Sense of Humour!!!


Always gets what he or she wants.

Loves to joke.

Very popular.

Silly, fun and sweet.

5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(The Passionate Lover)

Love to bust.





Predict future.


Loves being in long relationships.

Great talker.

Always gets what he or she wants.


Loves to own Gemini's in sports.

Extremely fun.

Loves to joke.

24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(The Tramp)


Loves being in long relationships.

Likes to give a good fight for what they want.

Extremely outgoing.

Loves to help people in times of need.
Good kisser.

Good personality.


A caring person.

One of a kind.

Not one to mess with.

Are the most attractive people on earth!

15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

(The Promiscuous One)


High appeal.

Rare to find.

Great when found..

Loves being in long relationships.
So much love to give.

Not one to mess with.

Very pretty.

Very romantic.

Nice to everyone they meet.

Their Love is one of a kind.

Silly, fun and sweet.

Have own unique appeal.

Most caring person you will ever meet!

Amazing in the you know where..!!!

Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying.

Friday, February 26, 2010

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,

'Cause your feet ain't empty.'


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'


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