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Monday, February 22, 2010

Muthu .... (ada logik jugak)

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWE

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year


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MUTHU & HIS MANAGER


The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'


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MUTHU & LONDON TRIP


After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : ?????????


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MUTHU & TOURIST


A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village ...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'


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MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT


Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'


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MUTHU & DRIVER

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'


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MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL


Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard
'* WASH BASIN * '


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MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART


Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '


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Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest....


At a political rally, Muthu was arrested.

Why ????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him

... and he did it !

I M A G I N E ...... !!!!

2 comments:

  1. HAHAHA..thank you for sharing :D

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  2. hah! This guy is actually pretty smart to be so stupid. He has my respect!

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